i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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