can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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