If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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