If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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