I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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