DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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