dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Oh Jesus.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize