found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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