Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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