I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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