Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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