My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.