Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(304): View more from West Virginia

My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick

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(402): View more from Nebraska

South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now

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(409): View more from Texas

Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.

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(614): View more from Ohio

just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.

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(440): View more from Ohio

We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.

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(914): View more from New York

He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.

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