My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.