i barfeds in our rink
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING