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  Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall

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• (903): View more from Texas

  her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.

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  But your showmanship is impeccable.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT

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