whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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