But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Boobs speak an international language.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
last night I used snow as a chaser
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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