So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
im holly from the hills drunk
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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