The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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