U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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