thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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