Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Are we in a gay sports bar?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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