four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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