i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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