Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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