hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Someone shattered a urinal.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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