id be glad to
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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