There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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