he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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