I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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