i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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