It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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