real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
