Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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