i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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