but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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