i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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