Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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