it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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