Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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