I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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