Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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