What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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