So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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