I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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