I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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