I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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