3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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