where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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