and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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