You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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