I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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