Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
the condom got lost in my hair
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
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Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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