Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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