Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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