I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You can't special order awesome
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Are we still banned from the library?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
