Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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